The Vampire/Victim Duet

(tune: Bushel and a Peck)

If I find you,
I'll bite you on the neck
I'll bite you on the neck, and I'll drink up all your blood
I'll drink up all your blood, and I'll make you just like me
I'll make you just like me, so I'll have some company
Throughout time [Throughout time?]
Yes, throughout time
Your heart's not beating
You're having trouble breathing
'Cause I'll find you, and bite you on the neck
And keep you with me for all time!
Mwa-ha-ha-hah, ha-ha-ha-hah, ha-ha-ha-ha...hmmm...

I'll stop you!
I'll wear a crucifix
I'll wear a crucifix, and I'll eat garlic every night
Garlic every night, and I'll always have a stake
I'll always have a stake, so you'd make a big mistake to find me [To find you?]
Yes, to find me
'Cause I'll be ready
So don't try nothin', buddy
'Cause I'll stop you, with crucifix and stake
I'll make you lose your appetite!
La da da da da da, la da da da da da, la da da da da da da

Well, that won't work
'Cause I'm not Catholic
No, I'm not Catholic, and I like garlic, too
Oh, I like garlic too, and I'd love a juicy steak...(music squeals to a stop)
(weak laugh) Oops. Wrong steak.
Oh, the pain, the pain...I'm melting...etc. etc.