Time Lord Story

(tune: "The Brady Bunch")

There's a story of a Time Lord rebel
Who goes gallivanting 'round the galaxy
Meeting aliens, both good and evil
The meddling Doc is he

It's the story of an evil Time Lord
Whose goal is just to ruin the Doctor's day
The Master is his name - so he tells us
Destruction is his play

Now the Doctor's always minding his own business
Till the Master comes along and wants to play
And though the Doctor always is triumphant
The Master always gets away to fight again

To fight again (fight again)
To fight again (fight again)
He gets away and lives to fight again!