I saw Tarrant kissing Servalan
On the television show last night
It might have been the sand
But they both thought it was grand
And Tarrant thought he really was the luckiest in his band!
Oh, I saw Tarrant kissing Servalan
Right before he teleported out
Now Avon and Vila will pout
And Dayna, she will shout
Cause Tarrant was kissing Servalan last night!