Servalan's man is Travis
Servalan's man is Travis
She has lots of fun with Travis
So go, Servalan!
Boom, boom, boom...
Now Servalan's got Travis 2
Yeah, Servalan's got Travis 2
She wore out the first, so now there's two
Go go, Servalan!
Boom, boom, boom...
Servalan now has Jarriere
She's explaining every word to Jarriere
He won't last long, this Jarriere
Yeah! Go, Servalan!
Boom, boom, boom...
Now she has her hands on Avon
And what a hunk of man, that Avon
She tried to steal Orac from Avon
No go, Servalan!
Boom, boom, boom...
Now Servalan's got Jarvik
She really likes it rough with Jarvik
Guess who ends up dead? Right! Jarvik
Aww, poor Servalan!
Boom, boom, boom...
Now Servalan has Roj Blake
(Or else she has a holoimage of Blake)
Then she chose the Liberator over Blake
Bad choice, Servalan!
Boom, boom, boom...
Servalan now has Tarrant
Servalan's on Virn with Tarrant
The sand's making her kiss Tarrant
Way to go, Servalan!
Boom, boom, boom...
Servalan's got Egrorian
She really doesn't want Egrorian
Guess who ends up dead? Egrorian
Good show, Servalan!
Boom, boom, boom...
Money and power for Servalan
Men and boys for Servalan
Who survives Gauda Prime? Servalan!
Empress of the Galaxy!
Yeah!