Tarrant, Tarrant, give me your answer, do
It's transparent that I've been wanting you
Though Avon is delicious
And Travis filled my wishes
They can't compete, 'cause you're so neat
Oh, Del, dear, I long for you!
Servy, Servy, I hope this is just the sand
That makes me feel that you are Oh, so grand
You had Vinnie kill my brother
And you're older than my mother
But this sand's alive, and I want to survive
So I must do what you command.