Reunion on Gauda Prime

(tune: "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")

Chorus: Roj Blake got shot down by his friend Avon
While minding his own business on G.P.
You may say that you can trust your old friends
But Blake and I must sadly disagree

Avon had been searching for Blake
He followed rumors all through space
To Gauda Prime he finally tracked him
So he made us leave and blew up our old base
When the Scorpio got to G.P.
We got out before the crash
And I should've seen this coming
When Avon didn't teleport till last

When we got to Blake's new hideout
We found Tarrant, black and blue
The stupid sod looked up at Avon
And said "Blake's betrayed us all, yes, even you."
Now even I could see the truth here
Blake was stupid not to halt
He should've answered Avon's questions
So getting killed was his own bloody fault!