Chorus: Oh, I don't want no more rebellion life;
Gee, Blake, I wanna go home.
We were bound for Cygnus Alpha
When you won us to your cause
We didn't have much choice, of course
Since you'd made us all outlaws
Next you said we'd hit them back
That we'd show them our stuff
So we blew up one antenna
And found a telepathic tough
And then we found the Decimas
On their webby little sphere
Okay, so they were kind of cute
But must you invite them here?
We nearly lost our telepath
Yes, Travis almost won
And just so you could rig the ship
To get BBC1
And then there was dear Inga
You let Travis keep his skin
But you'd best take care with Jenna
Now she's seen your "kissin' kin"
You stuck us down on Cephlon
While you stayed warm on board
I should have stayed with Meegat
And been worshipped as a Lord
Now don't expect me cheery
When I get to Gauda Prime
The Scorpio's out of coffee
So I'm grouchy all the time