Pennsic Weather

(tune: "Annie's Song")

When you're leaving for Pennsic
And you're packing your armor
Be sure that you plan your gear for
Any possible storms
Bring your light garb for heat waves
And your cloak for the snowfall
With the weather at Pennsic
You never can tell

It will rain throughout landgrab
Till the roads are all swampland
And Monday is foggy
Then two days of hail
Then on Thursday a blizzard
Will blow in for the weekend
But next week is sunny
And a hundred and ten!

So when you go to Pennsic
And you're packing your camp gear
Don't assume, since it's August
It will always be warm
What you don't pack is always
The one thing you'll be missing
So bring snowshoes and sunscreen
And be prepared for the storms!