Moron Monday

(tune: "Manic Monday")

Two o'clock, is that all?
I just can't take another phone call
From these clients with their questions
Who are driving me right up the wall

But the phone rings again
Bet it's just another stupid mistake
Why can't they learn
To read all the instructions I gave

It's just another moron Monday
Even if it's Tuesday
They call on Wednesday
And bug me on Thursday
Oh please don't let them call this Friday

Please don't close your file before
You save it where you want it to be
No, I can't tell you where it is
From my computer three states away

If you send that rude mail
You cannot make it never arrive
You will just have to go
To your boss and apologize