Meegat's Song

(tune: "White Christmas")

I'm dreaming of a Silver Alpha
Dressed up in leathers and in silks
Some say Avon's cruel
But he's sure no fool
He's only made to look that way in filks!
I'm dreaming of my Lord Avon
A Silver Alpha just for me
You can keep your Tarrants and Blakes
Kerr Avon sure has what it takes