On Xenon base the crew are always fighting tooth and nail
Because they're always getting on each other's nerves
What they all need is a counselor
And they need one quick
They're making Orac sick
On Xenon base poor Vila still is being victimized
By every single member of this crazy crew
And they want him to wash windows, too
Or something just as bad
They're making Vila mad
Xenon base is looking like a battleground
Everyone is chasing someone else around
And round, and meanwhile back...
On Xenon base Soolin is setting lots of booby traps
To capture Avon for her target practice play
But Avon's been in his room all day
He's making plans as well
For getting rid of Del
On Xenon base now Dayna's planning out a brand new bomb
She's paying Tarrant back for seeing Servalan
Even though he claims it was the sand
He said it forced him too
What a crew!
Xenon base is looking like a battleground
Everyone is chasing someone else around
And round, and meanwhile back on...
Xenon base is looking like a battleground
Everyone is chasing someone else around
Xenon base!