Del, My Dear

(tune: "Oh, Christmas Tree")

Oh, Del, my dear; yes, you, my dear,
Come talk with someone new
Oh, Del, my dear; yes, Tarrant, dear,
We have some questions for you
How can you keep your temper in
When Avon does such stupid things?
And Tarrant, dear, please tell me, dear,
What toothpaste do you use?