I Got the Garb Right Here

(tune: "Fugue for Tin Horns")

Merchant 1

Merchant 2

Merchant 3

This garb is just your size
I'm sure it fits you fine
Why don't you come inside and try it on
Fits fine, fits fine
My garb's bound to fit you right,
Alterations are done on site
Fits fine, fits fine

 

 


Fits fine, fits fine
My garb's bound to fit you right,
Alterations are done on site
Fits fine, fits fine

A reasonable attempt
Is all you really want
So come and buy a tunic and some baggy pants
Light garb, light garb
It's hot, so you want light garb
Don't spend lots of money on garb
Light garb, light garb

I've got the garb right here,
For when the weather's clear
It's made of linen and breathes well all the year
Cheap garb, cheap garb
No need to spend lots on garb
Be comfortable at war
Cheap garb, cheap garb


What will you wear at war
When it hits 34
And you're sure the rain is gonna pour
Warm cloak, warm cloak
Come buy my warm woolen cloaks
If you don't want to get soaked,
Warm cloak, warm cloak

And when we get some sun
And it hits 91
You can use it as a blanket for picnic fun
Blanket, blanket
This cloak makes a great blanket
Keeps off bugs as well as wet,
Blanket, blanket

And then tonight at war,
It drops to 24
And you'll want to cuddle up to stay warm,
Warm cloak, warm cloak
You'll have a warm woolen cloak

 


You need some garb for court
I've got the fancy sort
With brocades and silks and all hand-sewn
Hand-sewn, hand-sewn
I'll show you how it's hand-sewn
Even with period bone
Hand-sewn, hand-sewn

Authentic in design
Even the cloth is mine
It's all made just like they did back in time
With proof, with proof
I've got documented proof
Don't waste money on some spoof
Get proof, get proof

Who cares how hot it gets
Or if it's dry or wet
My garb's the best because it's authentic.

Cheap garb!


I've got the garb right here!

Warm cloak!

I've got the garb right here!


Authentic!
I've got the garb right here!